Post by blackbetty on Jan 28, 2010 3:05:49 GMT -6
Texas... The Lone Star state... Dallas City... Surprisingly not the capital city, despite its mass population of 2.4 million citizens. Melanie would bet that a good chunk of that number were lycanthropes and vampires. Not really a promising situation that.
God was testing her. He had to be. It was the only explanation to why she found herself in bumper to bumper traffic on the interstate, in a town more topsy turvey and preternaturally thriving than the one she'd just come from. Just her luck the entire 2.4 million population was probably out on the road today.
The flight here was bad enough; a half an hour in wait on the ground just to get to the fucking gate. Then said wait caused her to be late in picking up her rental car, so they had given her reserved car to someone else. So she was forced to take the next runner up which was NOT the compact she'd asked for, but instead some gas guzzling 4x4 that was completely unnecessary and bulky on these narrow highway roads. Terrific fucking day!
She couldn't help but think if it weren't for this damn lecture she was practically being forced to give, she'd be at home, curled up with a nice tall mug of chocolate coffee and Billy Idol blaring from her Audi speakers in her living room.
But no... That luxury wouldn't be hers for another week.
It had taken almost 2 hours but she had finally managed to get to her hotel. The department had sprung for a Hilton, guess it wasn't all that bad. Save she had literally no time to relax for she was due at the Dallas 35th precinct in, oh, twenty minutes. If traffic was still crazy she was gonna shoot someone!
When she arrived at the precinct thirty minutes later, she was NOT a happy camper. She had been cut off not once, but three times by other drivers who'd had the audacity to give HER the bird when she was clearly not at fault. Then some jackass took her parking spot AS SHE WAS PULLING IN. fucking Dallas. Remind her to never vacation here without alternative means of transportation. Scratch that, remind her to never vacation here at all... Ever.
She had a meeting with the local head of the RPIT division here in Dallas. Just a simple meet and greet to let him know she wasn't here to step on his toes. A meeting she was ten minutes late for. Sadly, however, there was another pressing matter she'd need to attend to first. She was already late, a few minutes more couldn't hurt.
"Excuse me?" She asked the clerk at the front desk who was on the phone. Melanie waited a moment until she heard exactly what the woman was talking about. ("Girl, you know I threw his ass out after that. A man don't ever cheat on Chantall Evans and get away with it, no sir.")
Melanie reached over and pressed her finger on the receiver base, hanging up the call. The woman was about to get righteous in Melanie's face, but Mel spoke first.
"Look... Chante, is it?" It was a rhetorical question, where she said the woman's name wrong on purpose. Melanie then continued harshly, "I just experienced the worst flight in my life, followed by a thirty minute taxi at the gate, thus making me late to pick up my rental car which I find has been bloody given away, sticking me with some shitty clunker of an SUV, which I had to sit in for nearly two hours during a traffic jam the likes of which I haven't bloody well seen since I lived in New York." Her accent was growing thick in her ranting.
"I arrived at my hotel almost three hours behind schedule so I didn' even have the luxury of taking my bags to my own room, and therefore was also denied any bit of respite I might have had. I was nearly killed three times trying to get here because no one in this godforsaken city knows how to properly operate a motor vehicle. I am now fifteen minutes late for a meeting because some desk jockey doesn't know how to keep a leash on her dog. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that I haven't been able to relieve myself since before I got on the plane! So, you'll have to excuse me, but the only thing I need to fucking know from you now... is..."
Her voice had been rising steadily throughout her tirade, but now she took a deep breath, calming herself slightly. She even smiled as she spoke, though it was clearly meant to be condescending, "Where is your bathroom?"
God was testing her. He had to be. It was the only explanation to why she found herself in bumper to bumper traffic on the interstate, in a town more topsy turvey and preternaturally thriving than the one she'd just come from. Just her luck the entire 2.4 million population was probably out on the road today.
The flight here was bad enough; a half an hour in wait on the ground just to get to the fucking gate. Then said wait caused her to be late in picking up her rental car, so they had given her reserved car to someone else. So she was forced to take the next runner up which was NOT the compact she'd asked for, but instead some gas guzzling 4x4 that was completely unnecessary and bulky on these narrow highway roads. Terrific fucking day!
She couldn't help but think if it weren't for this damn lecture she was practically being forced to give, she'd be at home, curled up with a nice tall mug of chocolate coffee and Billy Idol blaring from her Audi speakers in her living room.
But no... That luxury wouldn't be hers for another week.
It had taken almost 2 hours but she had finally managed to get to her hotel. The department had sprung for a Hilton, guess it wasn't all that bad. Save she had literally no time to relax for she was due at the Dallas 35th precinct in, oh, twenty minutes. If traffic was still crazy she was gonna shoot someone!
When she arrived at the precinct thirty minutes later, she was NOT a happy camper. She had been cut off not once, but three times by other drivers who'd had the audacity to give HER the bird when she was clearly not at fault. Then some jackass took her parking spot AS SHE WAS PULLING IN. fucking Dallas. Remind her to never vacation here without alternative means of transportation. Scratch that, remind her to never vacation here at all... Ever.
She had a meeting with the local head of the RPIT division here in Dallas. Just a simple meet and greet to let him know she wasn't here to step on his toes. A meeting she was ten minutes late for. Sadly, however, there was another pressing matter she'd need to attend to first. She was already late, a few minutes more couldn't hurt.
"Excuse me?" She asked the clerk at the front desk who was on the phone. Melanie waited a moment until she heard exactly what the woman was talking about. ("Girl, you know I threw his ass out after that. A man don't ever cheat on Chantall Evans and get away with it, no sir.")
Melanie reached over and pressed her finger on the receiver base, hanging up the call. The woman was about to get righteous in Melanie's face, but Mel spoke first.
"Look... Chante, is it?" It was a rhetorical question, where she said the woman's name wrong on purpose. Melanie then continued harshly, "I just experienced the worst flight in my life, followed by a thirty minute taxi at the gate, thus making me late to pick up my rental car which I find has been bloody given away, sticking me with some shitty clunker of an SUV, which I had to sit in for nearly two hours during a traffic jam the likes of which I haven't bloody well seen since I lived in New York." Her accent was growing thick in her ranting.
"I arrived at my hotel almost three hours behind schedule so I didn' even have the luxury of taking my bags to my own room, and therefore was also denied any bit of respite I might have had. I was nearly killed three times trying to get here because no one in this godforsaken city knows how to properly operate a motor vehicle. I am now fifteen minutes late for a meeting because some desk jockey doesn't know how to keep a leash on her dog. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that I haven't been able to relieve myself since before I got on the plane! So, you'll have to excuse me, but the only thing I need to fucking know from you now... is..."
Her voice had been rising steadily throughout her tirade, but now she took a deep breath, calming herself slightly. She even smiled as she spoke, though it was clearly meant to be condescending, "Where is your bathroom?"